sneferie:

That feel when you can’t find a female D&D figure you want to use because virtually all of them are way too sexy/naked

(Reblogged from matriarch-dacey)

weebitmuddled:

mini for Halys!

now I just need a base to keep her from falling over. also, the quality doesn’t let you see how well the detail turned out.

(Reblogged from weebitmuddled)

theskaldspeaks:

anomolisticbeauty:

malgosh:

moshita:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners 

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.

Reddit thread 

Hahah

Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…

This is actually just downright sad. Like, I don’t judge the subjects of these anecdotes, I judge thr clearly massive failure of society to educate all of its members.

Not a doctor story, but in 10th grade biology class, my female teacher had to have an argument with about 5 girls in the class about how many holes they had below the waist.  They were all incredibly sure that they peed out of their vaginas.

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alibuttons:

chubby-bunnies:

Mary Lambert - Secrets 

Yes girl! Love it <3

This song feels like it was written for me. The first line caught my attention IMMEDIATELY because I have Bipolar Disorder, and I actually teared up listening to this up-beat song because I related to it so much! 

Fuck yeah. 

(Reblogged from defensivewounds)

This blog is against 50 Shades of Grey and sees it for what it truly is: glorification of abuse on women and literal trash

(Source: thelivelydreamer)

(Reblogged from jak-the-stripper)

wesschneider:

We just debuted the Pathfinder RPG’s newest iconic character, Shardra, the iconic shaman (a member of one of the new classes in the Advanced Class Guide). She’s the character we at Paizo will be using as our stand-in for shaman players in art, pregenerated characters, miniatures, stories, etc, going forward. She’s an awesome looking character, who, like all of our iconics, is depicted by artist Wayne Reynolds. Her Meet the Iconics story is written by one of our close friends and veteran freelancers Crystal Frasier. Shardra’s amazing and we’ll be seeing her adventures as one of the Pathfinder RPG’s iconic heroes for years to come.

We’ve had iconics of many genders, ethnicities, sexualities, etc, but Shardra is our first transgender iconic. This might not be a big deal for you, but I expect it to be for a fair number of readers, fantasy lovers, friends, and fellow gamers out there.

The Pathfinder Iconics have always been our stand-ins for player characters, for our readers, for the adventurers taking part in Pathfinder games across the world. We’ve purposefully made these heroes a diverse array of characters, not just for artistic reasons, but as an attempt to make sure that anyone can look through a Pathfinder RPG rulebook, adventure,  story, whatever, and find a character who they identify them, whether it be a dashing fighter like Valeros, a lesbian cleric like Kyra, or a woman in tune with the spirits like Shardra.

If you haven’t had the opportunity yet, please check out Shardra’s meet the iconic story. And even better, drop a note on the Paizo message boards, welcoming her to the team and making sure all our friends and family members who identify with her know they’re welcome and wanted at Pathfinder game tables everywhere.

Thanks everyone.

~W

I know this probably isn’t a big step for the community, but it still made me cry.  Gaming in general is so often considered a white-cis-het-male demographic, and it’s pretty cool to see that the tabletop folks are trying to include more people than their cousins in the video game industry.  Way to fucking go.  

(Reblogged from nerdgamery)

axetemptation:

The most common aromas that men find tempting are burgers, chocolate, charcoal, cinnamon, coffee, and coconut. 

Dear Axe,

please stop showing up in my feed.  You are gross, everyone knows it, and on top of that, I am not even your demographic.

(Reblogged from axetemptation)
(Reblogged from nerdgamery)

thatonedog:

dismantledarkness:

floppykittens:

nightmareloki:

kiibutt:

Am I the only one who didn’t know about this!?

oH MY GOD

i acUALLY DIDNT KNOW FOR 2 YEARS JFC

I CANNOT BREATHE I LOVEYOU

Can’t stop laughing. Oh my god.

I did this same thing when I figured this out.  I was amazed for days.

(Reblogged from jak-the-stripper)